prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

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752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

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  • Baby:mama
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  • Mother:that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
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Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier

Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via paralacking)
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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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