ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

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poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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this would be me if my  school burned down 

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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