I am who I am.

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via meagan-thats-me)

braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

(via asil-x)

best-of-funny:

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

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pho-bia:

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

(via everyones-fl4less)